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I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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