Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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