I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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