Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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