DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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