I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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