i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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