Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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