i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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