They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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