So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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