OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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