I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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