I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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