I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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