I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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