Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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