Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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