Kiss
Puke
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
