Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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