After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.