I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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