While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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