everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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