ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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