im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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