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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He has the fingertips of a God
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