Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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