The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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