Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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