sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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