Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm both gender and math confused
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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