why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
