I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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