Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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