chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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