if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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