I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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