last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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