we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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