Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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