this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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