used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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