All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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