escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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