Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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