On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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