I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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