They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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Everclear isn't food dammit
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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