garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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