Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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