She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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