walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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