I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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