oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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