wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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