dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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