We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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