After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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