No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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