Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize