If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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