? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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