If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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